Culture jokes
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I love rap!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.