Culture jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
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Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Dababy
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.