Culture jokes
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I love rap!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.