What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.