Culture jokes
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Memes
I love rap!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)