The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
