Culture jokes
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Memes
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I love rap!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?