Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Culture Jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I love rap!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
