I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
