Culture jokes
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I love rap!
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?