One man's pet is another man's dinner.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
what is the fastest country? iran.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
