Culture jokes
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Memes
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
what is the fastest country? iran.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."