Culture jokes
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Never gonna give you up.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.