Culture jokes
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
what is the fastest country? iran.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.