A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
Africa
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
Like if u meet someone emo
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
What do you call an Asian that was born to early
Wong Tai Ming
