Culture jokes
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Memes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
what is the fastest country? iran.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."