Culture jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.