What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican one has papers
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
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What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
Africa
Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
