An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
Million Pounds
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you joke-telling human. You think this is funny? Well, it ain't! The problem is that you're about as smart as a bag of rocks and don't get it. The husband means the wife looks amazing, like a million dollars, but he uses pounds since he's British. The wife is mad cause she thinks he is calling her fat, not rich, which is a total miscommunication.
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