Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Culture Jokes
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
