Culture jokes
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"