So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
