Culture jokes
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I love Hebrew John!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!