Culture jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.