Culture jokes
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Memes
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.