Culture jokes
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Memes
When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.