what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
why can Chinese people play base ball.
.because they ate the bat
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
What do you call a Indian babysitter?Nann y
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
