Culture jokes
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.