Culture jokes
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
An Irishman walks into a pub.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Manchester City is gay.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."