Culture jokes
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
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An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.