Culture jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
SEX
Taig
Blueface baby!
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.