Culture jokes
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.