Culture jokes
"Never gonna give you up."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Memes
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Staring (DYM 119).
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
She (DYM 126).
Yes (DYM 66).
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Blueface baby!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.