Culture jokes
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What is "moo becanira?"
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yeah yeah.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
"Never gonna give you up."
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
She (DYM 126).
Yes (DYM 66).
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.