Culture jokes
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Taig
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
SEX
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Staring (DYM 119).
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Meme.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?