Culture jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Memes
Who knows her?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Heyyyy sistas!
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.