Culture jokes
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.