Culture jokes
What is "moo becanira?"
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Yeah yeah.
Yes (DYM 66).
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
"Never gonna give you up."
Staring (DYM 119).
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
She (DYM 126).
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.