Culture jokes
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm