Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
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Culture Jokes
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Staring (DYM 119).
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Meme.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
