Culture jokes
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Staring (DYM 119).
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Meme.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.