Culture jokes
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Heyyyy sistas!
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]