Culture jokes
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Staring (DYM 119).
She (DYM 126).
Memes
Meme.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Yes (DYM 66).
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.