Culture jokes
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Taig
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Memes
Heyyyy sistas!
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Staring (DYM 119).
She (DYM 126).
Meme.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Yes (DYM 66).
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.