Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
SEX
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Taig
Yes (DYM 66).
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Staring (DYM 119).
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Meme.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
