Culture jokes
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Memes
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yeah yeah.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What is "moo becanira?"
"Never gonna give you up."
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
SEX
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....