Culture jokes
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.