Culture jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Like if I am emo.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
merca baby🇺🇲
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
An old man goes to church.
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.
The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.
As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
big booty latinas.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."