Culture jokes
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Memes
Aliens
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yeah yeah.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger