Culture jokes
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why canât you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because theyâll steal all the green cards.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Blueface baby!
Whatâs red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
SEX
Taig
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: Whatâs ligm...
Sensei: đ
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!