Culture jokes
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!