Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Culture Jokes
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Blueface baby!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
SEX
Taig
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
