Culture jokes
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yeah yeah.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
"Never gonna give you up."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!