Culture jokes
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."