Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I love rap!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
