What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
