Culture jokes
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.