Culture jokes
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).