Culture jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?