Culture jokes
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Memes
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
I love all races, even the bad ones.