Culture jokes
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Memes
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.