Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Heyyyy sistas!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."