Culture jokes
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
quit comical
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Get noob.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.