Culture jokes
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.