Culture jokes
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Nah bro, French be wild!
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Shitty bichi cup.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
I am Mario's brother.