Culture jokes
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.