Culture jokes
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
quit comical
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Get noob.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
She (DYM 126).
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.