What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
