Culture jokes
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Glizzy?
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
P or N?
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.