Culture jokes
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What the sigma?
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.