Culture jokes
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
I'm emo, by the way.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What the sigma?
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.