Culture

Culture jokes

Hand

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

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  • Chin

    What do you say to a fat Asian?

    You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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  • USA

    How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

    By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

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  • White girl

    What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

    The redneck virgin.

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  • Mexican

    A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

    Road

    Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

    England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

    Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

    Stoner

    What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

    A stoner has papers.

    Hot Dog

    What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

    Ball

    What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

    'Whodya nikabollokov'

    Kitchen

    What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...

    There is always a kitchen in the back.

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  • Bathroom

    You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

    European.

    Oxygen

    What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".