Culture jokes
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
sorry my name is like this but its true
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
P or N?