Culture jokes

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

How does a cannibal like his meat?

Human.

I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.

Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.

Why do white people carry Confederate flags?

To remind us that they are losers.

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.

A man found out that he was going to die.

A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"

Then he died and learned how to say no in German....