Culture jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."