Culture

Culture jokes

Nursery Rhyme

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

Memes

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

Hurry

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

Emo

Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.

Rave

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

LGBTQ

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

Redneck

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

Flag

Why do white people carry Confederate flags?

To remind us that they are losers.

Muslim

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.