Culture jokes
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
P or N?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!