Culture jokes
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
when the sus.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
A Black man walked into a bar.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
There are more than 2 genders.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.