Culture jokes

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

That's kinda sus, you know?

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?

Tamlito.

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

You have Chinged your last Chong.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...

Neither have they.(:

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!