Culture jokes
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Hweet Jro And Sella Beff
Imagine being emo.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.