Culture jokes
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Memes
Hweet Jro And Sella Beff
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉