Culture jokes
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Memes
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.