Culture jokes
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What is Jay?
Phat.