Culture jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Memes
Hweet Jro And Sella Beff
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
That's kinda sus, you know?
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Ya momma is sus.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).