Culture jokes
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Hweet Jro And Sella Beff
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.