Culture jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)