Culture jokes

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?

At home.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

What's a flat-chested emo called?

A cutting board.

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

suck a big cock.

Can I get a Hoyah?

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

Hi UwU!

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!