Culture jokes
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
An Irishman walks into a pub.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Can I get a Hoyah?
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.