Culture jokes

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.

A man found out that he was going to die.

A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"

Then he died and learned how to say no in German....

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

suck a big cock.

Can I get a Hoyah?

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

What's a flat-chested emo called?

A cutting board.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?

At home.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Hi UwU!

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"