Culture jokes
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)