Culture jokes
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Memes
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
Hi UwU!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.