Culture jokes

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

suck a big cock.

Can I get a Hoyah?

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

What's a flat-chested emo called?

A cutting board.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?

At home.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Hi UwU!

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?

Rogue Juan.