Culture jokes
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Memes
African Wise Proverb Quote
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Imagine being emo.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS