Culture jokes
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)