Culture jokes
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Like if you are emo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Ya momma is sus.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.