Culture jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What’s an emo called Anna?
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Ohh wing wing."
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.