What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
