Culture jokes
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Memes
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Brazil is a joke.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.