Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.