Culture jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Brazil is a joke.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.