What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Culture Jokes
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Bruh.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
