Culture jokes
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.