Culture jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Bruh.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Memes
my mexican mom be like
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Ohh wing wing."