Culture jokes
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What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why donโt Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Memes
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka ๐๐๐ฅต๐ฅบ๐ฅฐ
Why do the French eat snails?
They donโt like fast food!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.