Culture jokes

Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

How do rappers greet each other?

With a "Mic check, one-two."

What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?

A black current...

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.

Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

Who do Chinese people name their kids?

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board.

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Like this if you're an American.

Andrew Tate.