Culture jokes
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Si, papi?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.