Culture jokes
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Ukraine.
Andrew Tate.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Like this if you're an American.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.