Culture jokes
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Si, papi?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Player 138 eliminated...
Memes
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Ligma
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."