An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
There are more than 2 genders.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
