Culture jokes

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.

What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?

Stoners have papers.

There are more than 2 genders.

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

"So what, ah, my G?"

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

P or N?

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.