Culture jokes
Kenya? Ligma balls!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Memes
Probably the black guy
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.