Culture jokes
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Memes
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Kenya? Ligma balls!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.