Culture jokes
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
African Wise Proverb Quote
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.