Culture jokes
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Kenya? Ligma balls!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.