Culture jokes
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."