Culture jokes
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!