Culture jokes
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Why canβt orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, βWhereβs Mohammed?β
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"