Culture jokes
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."