After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Culture Jokes
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
