Culture

Culture jokes

Girl

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

Dwarf

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

Funeral

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Curry

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Memes

Potato

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

Movie

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Future

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

Mexican

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

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  • Octopus

    What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

    I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

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  • Son

    What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.