Culture jokes
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Ukraine.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.