Culture

Culture jokes

Memes

Snow

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Girl

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

Emo

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

People

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Dwarf

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

Curry

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Potato

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

Funeral

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Movie

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Future

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.