Culture jokes
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Like this if you're an American.
Memes
Andrew Tate.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Ukraine.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.