Culture jokes
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.