Culture jokes
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.