Culture jokes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
She (DYM 126).
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Ukraine.