Culture jokes
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Like if you are emo.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.