If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Culture Jokes
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Like if you are emo.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
