Culture jokes
I'm emo, by the way.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.