Culture jokes
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
I am Mario's brother.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.