Culture jokes
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
I am Mario's brother.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.