Culture jokes
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.