Culture jokes
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.