When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Culture Jokes
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dog in China?
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