Culture jokes
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"