Culture jokes
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Electricity.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Society
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.