Culture jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Society
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!