Culture jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?