Culture jokes
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Muslim furries like goats.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Electricity.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.