How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Electricity.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
