Culture jokes
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Muslim furries like goats.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.