Culture jokes
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.