Culture jokes

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Why don't the Amish water ski?

The horses would drown.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.