Culture jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.