Culture jokes
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Sayo-nara.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"