Culture jokes
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Sayo-nara.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Muslim furries like goats.