I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Culture Jokes
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
