Culture jokes
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.