Culture jokes
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Taig
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Milk is that the Uganda way?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.