Culture jokes
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Milk is that the Uganda way?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.