A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
