Culture jokes
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country