Culture jokes
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
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Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.