Culture jokes
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.