Culture

Culture jokes

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.

Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?

Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."