What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
