Culture jokes
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.