Culture jokes
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.