Culture jokes
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
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