Culture jokes
The more they smile, the less they see.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Indian? Did or feather?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.