Culture jokes
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Eshay.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."