Culture jokes
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.