An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
