Culture jokes
I love rap!
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Your (DYM 9).
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Amogus.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm havin' sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
I'm havin' sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Eshay.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.