Culture jokes

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

Bruh.

Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

A: 2:30

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

What do you call a stupid male Indian?

"Anshu-man."

How does Moses make his tea?

He Brews!!!

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

Why did the bean play Fortnite?

Because it had a beantroller.

Get noob.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.