Culture jokes
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?