How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Culture Jokes
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
The more they smile, the less they see.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
