Culture jokes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
The more they smile, the less they see.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"