Culture jokes
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Sis is meme.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.