(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Culture Jokes
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
The (DYM 72).
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Her (DYM 70).
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
