Culture jokes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
P or N?
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.