Crys Jokes

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

I went over to a crying child and said were are your parents . God I love working at an orphanage.!

Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I ask, "where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage:)

I saw a kid crying yesterday so I asked him where js parents were, god I love working in a orphanage

I was crying when my dad was cutting onions

Onions was such a good dog

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry...

I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying, I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage.

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage