Crys jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

Why did the sea cry?

Because it felt salty and blue.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Why was the boy crying?

He had a frog stapled to his face.

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

How do you make a builder cry?

Kill his family.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby?

One makes you cry when you cut it up.

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tears left to cry...

I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.