How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Crys Jokes
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
