Crys jokes

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.