Crys

Crys jokes

Orphan

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

Kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

Orphanage

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Memes

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Orphan

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Orphan

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

Dad

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

Tree

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Cloud

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Crisis

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.