Crys jokes

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

It's not rape if you're both crying.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.

I hate crying.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!