Crys jokes

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Curry.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!