Crys jokes

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

It's not rape if you're both crying.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Curry.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!