Crys jokes
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
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Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
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Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Creeper?