Crys jokes

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.