If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Crys Jokes
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
