Cross jokes
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.