Cross Jokes

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars

Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van

What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

Why did the orphan cross the ride i forgot

Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.

IDK sorry...

Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

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Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha

Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?

hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny

Heres why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)