Cross jokes
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?