Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can't Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn't there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why did the Lego cross the road he was on the wrong blockl
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the “ shell” station.
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
