Cross jokes
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.