How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK sorry...
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
