Cross jokes
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.