Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
