Cross jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Memes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.