There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in his flat mate.
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What do you call an emo who just crossed the road. Roadkill.
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
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why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
