What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What do you get if you cross Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. A blonde n1gger cunt
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
What do you get when you cross a fat christain nationalist that is heteroflexable and a christain nationalist politician who is also a born again christain and a conservative republican that has a small penis a tv evangelist on steroids
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
