Cross jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
When you try to sneak something
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.