Cross jokes

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

Because there was a school on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he doesn't have parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first byte! <3

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the bitch house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

Why did the koala cross the road?

To get to the big tree.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.