Cross

Cross Jokes

Road

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Daycare

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Penaldo

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Queen

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Chicken

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Car

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Donald Trump

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

Chicken

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

Ex

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.