Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! đ
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Whatâs a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didnât get to the other side.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Whyâd the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
âWeâll choke and stroke, it ainât no joke!â
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldnât help him out!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
