Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.