What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?