Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Cross Jokes
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
