Cross jokes

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because his parents couldn’t help him out!

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.