why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
Why did the orphan cross the ride i forgot
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
