A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
